This is not a joke.
It came from the New England Journal of Medicine:
Great news for girl watchers:
Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have
discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms
of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared
gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom
were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower
resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping
and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing at breasts makes men
healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of
stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life
four to five years."